shazsays:

slowdancingstranger:

shazsays:

I just got back from watching paranormal activity AGAIN!

hahah its not that bad hahaha. Like I’ll sleep in peace tonight hahah the one tonight had a different ending to the one I saw on Friday.

LOOK MA’ NO HANDS! omg I love sprite! I don’t like drinking coke, it hurts my throat too much hahah.

SLASH MUM CLEANED MY ROOM! :D she found my alcohol hahahah and my marijuana leaf lollies hahaha. She didn’t say anything to me but she told my brother that she was worried about me.

awwh. haha

OMG PARANORMAL ENDINGS PISS ME OFF. THE ONE WHERE SHE LIKE THROWS HIM INTO THE CAMERA AND IS ALL POSSESSED IS COOLERER.

Apparently there is a third one where Katie comes back upstairs and stands infront of the camera and slits her throat. SICK!!

HAHAHA no but seriously, I would’ve cried myself to sleep if I saw the third ending. I liked the one where she threw her boyfriend at the camera too.

omg three endings? i just saw the throwing one. was good. but i found the dragging part funny

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pimpsawse:

Nike x (RED) – Lace Up. Save Lives

am i the only one that finds it interesting that nike is doing something charitable for africa? i don’t know much about the sweatshop thing they had going on but regardless…

in the next month or so

call-me-steen:

my sister will either be raped, have a car crash or die from alcohol poisoning.
each night she’s going to a party and getting really drunk.
each morning she gets up 3 hours after she’s been drinking and drives to work.
each night her dress is getting shorter.

your sister is definitely the last person i expected that to happen to..

that sucks, a lot.

i have a big lump under my jaw on my neck sort of near my ear.

i think it might be swollen glands but it’s massive and i’m freaking out cause one on side in the same place you can press on the skin and it just goes in there’s nothign there

but on the other its a big lump :(

OP on the 18th :'(

i am so worried.

call-me-steen:

sunburnt + tired + headache is the result of a day at seaworld.

THAT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE WE SAW TIM MINCHIN LAST NIGHT!

and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-eee-iiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love booobbbssss!

he’s ridiculously witty

TIM MINCHIN WAS FUCKING AMAZING!

as expected though! :)

Are you fucking serious? "f' off were full" gah. YOU SHOULD BE PUT DOWN.

I told mum I was marrying a boy from schoolies (a red frog's little brother) and she said it was fine.

SCORE!

schoolies :D